Oh to be 2!

If you are two you have the magic ability to play hide-and-seek while napping.

If you are two you are given play clothes to wear and then are allowed, if not encouraged, to get messy.

"I'm Queen of Dirt Mountain"

When you are 2 sliding down a dirt mountain is the BEST THING EVER!!!
Being 2, you are naturally extremely curious about everything. This can, and usually does, lead to trouble and/or pain. For example, one might think that it is a good idea to take this car-

and ride it down these stairs, crashing in a blaze of glory upside down into the door-

But because you're two and innocent God shows mercy on you and miraculously allows you to walk away with one small bruise, no concussion, and no broken bones. (Although your mother will have a heart attack!)

She landed with quite a THUD on her head. We were convinced she'd have a concussion, or at least a good goose egg. But nope, nothing!